A POEM FOR LANCE ARMSTRONG

..WHO IS DESCRIBED BY MY SON AS HIS "HERO" [DESPITE HAVING A SEMI-COMPROMISED STATE OF MANHOOD] AND WHO INSPIRES UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS IN SENSITIVE KIDS LIKE MY SON WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND AND WHO ISN'T ABLE TO DISTINGUISH REALITY FROM DRUG-ADDLED ROBOTMEN:

[re: "...the 36-year-old would race with the Astana team, taking no salary or bonuses, and post results of all anti-doping blood tests online in an effort to "prove he is a clean athlete."]


hey lance
give somebody else
a chance to be
awesome
for a change,
will ya?